The Book of Pit Bull

Act One, Scene One

• Mormon pioneer Joseph Smith claimed he spoke with God, and Jesus, in Upstate NY
• Pit Bull advocates follow a prophet named Cesar who claims he talks to dogs in Hollywood

• Joseph Smith told his followers that God had instructed him to start his own religion because the others had it all wrong
• The religion of Pit Bull is constantly telling everyone they have it all wrong.  Pit bulls are just misunderstood...

• The Mormons claim that Native Americans were actually white and from Jerusalem
• The Religion of Pit Bull claims pit bulls were the Nanny Dog and the fighting dogs would actually sleep in the house with the children

• Joseph Smith claimed that only he had the ability to convert the golden tablets to English using the seer stones
• Pit Bull advocates claim we are not educated enough to identify a pit bull and keep accurate records when they attack

Leeches Help Save Woman's Ear After Pit Bull Mauling

• I admit.  This is pretty gross
• As if getting mauled by a pit bull wasn't bad enough for this young girl
• Remember.  They are just misunderstood...