AWKWARD. The Pit Bull Episode

Jenna:  I found out that it was my Mom that wrote the letter saying if I were killed by pit bulls nobody would miss me.

Tamara:  That skitch!

Ming:  I heard what actually killed Ricky Schwartz was his adopted pit bull.

Tamara:  It's like totally obvi that pit bulls are really dangerous.

Ming:  The Asian Mafia forbids us from owning pit bulls.

Tamara:  Pit Bulls are like the whoredrobe of dogs.

Ming:  That's a good point.  The Matty McKibben's of the world would never own a pit bull.

Tamara: That's like so true. Jake would never own a pit bull either.

Lissa: We should love all God's creatures equally. That's what Jesus would do.

Jenna: Even if they kill innocent people? 

Lissa: Only the pitt bulls with bad owners do that. Pitt bulls are just misunderstood.

Tamara: O to the M to the F to the G. I've heard that on TV before .

Sadie: Attention you bird brains! Pit bulls are dangerous. I may have just saved your life. YOUR WELCOME!

Police Forced to Shoot Attacking Pit Bull

• Just how many times have we seen this story -- I'm sure it happens just as much with Golden Retrievers
• Responsible owner is already blaming the cops although she wasn't even there (doesn't have all the facts) when it happened -- almost Presidential
• Remember Pit Bulls are just misunderstood...